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[Acadia18]

WHO'S FUCKING THIS PUPPY

Thanks, asshole.

I had to search that because I was lost af...

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Who's fucking this puppy

And now I have "who's fucking this puppy" in my search history...

 

[mwoodski]

I. AM. MRS NES. BITT.

 

[GTIfan99]

I am thankful for my indifferent wife

My wife wanted to retire at 50, I agreed, but told her that her Mercedes had to go away and be replaced with something less expensive. She chose a fully optioned Outback. It's got leather, sunroof, the KH sound system with sub, etc...I'll never hear the end of it how she had to get rid of her Mercedes, then I'm the asshole when I point out she made the choice and it means she got to retire. Women.

 

[messrock]

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Talk about sloppy seconds.

 

[clownish]

My wife told me to pick her next car because I'll have to maintain it and she doesn't care. She just wanted something small since we already have a large suv. Trying to see if she'll be okay with a gr corolla but thats probably too expensive.

 

[oddspyke]

OKAY! Think i may have found the replacements

sell R for 28k cash

buy this for 12k, 100k miles, dsg, stage 1, recent cerbon/dsg/etc services for wife. premium options. cool part is this one is local so wife has a car immediately
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and for me, 14k 2001 S4, stage 3, 90k miles, super duper clean setup car
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[riceburner]

no right but not wrong either

 

[GTIfan99]

No, you're wrong. I love the B4 S4, but it isn't anything close to being reliable. Hell, not even even new. In fact, our new 1.8t B4 Avant spent so much time at the dealer the first year, I gave up and sold it. And it was a lowly manual 1.8t Quattro. There are several guys locally that own B4 S4's. They're all for sale, want me to hook you up?

 

[Acadia18]

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Bro I spit out my coffee.

Fucking savage.





Because it's true

 

[uglybastard]

My wife told me to pick her next car because I'll have to maintain it and she doesn't care. She just wanted something small since we already have a large suv. Trying to see if she'll be okay with a gr corolla but thats probably too expensive.

https://www.golfmk6.com/forums/index.php?threads/2021-corolla-apex-se.407954/

 

[Strange Mud]

My wife wanted to retire at 50, I agreed, but told her that her Mercedes had to go away and be replaced with something less expensive. She chose a fully optioned Outback. It's got leather, sunroof, the KH sound system with sub, etc...I'll never hear the end of it how she had to get rid of her Mercedes, then I'm the asshole when I point out she made the choice and it means she got to retire. Women.

so I assume she did retire @ 50? Sweet (for her).

 

[Phur]

Y'all sleeping on the best line.



There's a snake in my boot!

Somebody poisoned the waterhole!

 

[Strange Mud]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/3742981382...37836973&customid=571364&toolid=10001&mkevt=1

 

[riceburner]

No, you're wrong. I love the B4 S4, but it isn't anything close to being reliable. Hell, not even even new. In fact, our new 1.8t B4 Avant spent so much time at the dealer the first year, I gave up and sold it. And it was a lowly manual 1.8t Quattro. There are several guys locally that own B4 S4's. They're all for sale, want me to hook you up?

B5

 

[Acadia18]

B5
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