Off Topic Random Chat v5.8 - Memes and Gifs Welcomed

[swcrow]

no kidding....I just saw an EVO 4 for 33k in Littleton CO......crazy

 

[swcrow]

 

[Acadia18]

 

[khail19]

Your butt plug looks really dirty.

 

[Strange Mud]

^^^and we have a winner for today folks. thx for playing

 

[jay745]

 

[Acadia18]

 

[MonkeyMD]

 

[Strange Mud]

^^^that is brilliant!

CSB:

I taped his valve stem inserts to a neighbors windshield along with a note:

"I hope removing these will fix your car alarm that goes off 2-3x per night"

(it did)

 

[riceburner]

thats hilarious! ^

wow the wheel weight idea is amazing. i think a mechanic could profit hugely off doing that then 'fixing it'

 

[riceburner]

also the no money i heave a headache is GOAT

 

[KevinC]

I LOVE the wheel weight thing, because I'm all for clever revenge stuff that does not destroy property or have any potential for injury or other harm.

When the finance manager at the BMW dealership tried to jack me out of over $5k a few years ago, I waited a few weeks then sent his boss a chocolate dick, plus a card that played "pornographic sounds" upon opening, with no ability to shut off until destroyed..

https://dickatyourdoor.com

 

[Strange Mud]

Another simple one is a ziptie around drive shaft or axle. Speed related ticking as it rotates.

 

[snobrdrdan]