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Balls Cold: The shrinkage-fest coast to coast 2014 - OT #14

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FlyByGti1

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top 10:

RynoTX 851
mk6medic 700
Zillon 654
FlyByGti 393
Bender 335
balius 304
punchagoat 303
DUBPL8 202
GunKata 197
haleyann 194

Fuckin' right. 4th place bitches

Damn, look at Jade go. 4th place, not bad son.



Ryno's going to hit 1000 posts 1 week after he started whoring himself out in OT. :clap:

He is the new Neek. They must be twins. Twin hookers

thank you, I'm calling you now to confirm all of the above confirmations were received and confirmed receipt of the same confirmations of receipt.





I looked into it last night while in bed on my PS Vita.. I dunno, I'd rather have the BRZ still ;)

That Ned Flanders mustache though...

Hell Calvin your only 20 posts behind Haley, and she wont be up for like 5 more hours so I think you can make it lol

Haley been up for a couple hours bro. You sleepin on the job or somethin
 

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Naw dawg, I don't even lift bro.

Seriously though I've accepted my position. I'm not at my desk a huge amount at work, and usually when I'm home I'm busy doing other stuff.

It's not that I can't postwhore, I just don't have as much time devoted to it ;)

Brah....thats weak.
 

FlyByGti1

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Just saw that I passed 4000 posts. Must have been last night. Cool.

You really outdid yourself in the last OT. You have surpassed me in post count.

IT'S 20 DEGREES HERE IN FLORIDA WAT

Sack up. It was -7 here and -15 in Chitown.

Need me to do dick to mouth surgery?

Snaps??

I wish someone would invent an app like snapchat where you could send farts complete with auditory and smell components.

Smell-o-vision??

BURRITOS FOR LUNCH TODAY. OH YES'TH.

Send me one

Naw dawg, I don't even lift bro.

Seriously though I've accepted my position. I'm not at my desk a huge amount at work, and usually when I'm home I'm busy doing other stuff.

It's not that I can't postwhore, I just don't have as much time devoted to it ;)

Dear Slacker,

You better make time or you will be replaced.

Thank you,
Management
 

FlyByGti1

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RynoTX

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RynoTX

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I'm doing my best. I'm kind of in a haze being back at work so it's a struggle to get things done and post enough. Tomorrow will be better.

same here.. but I don't bitch about it. I embrace it.

much disapoint. No zuckerberg avatar trolls. Wow

this is true.

I think I hit top five in 13, maybe I was six or seven.... now I have an unrespectable 25 posts or so.

becosAZN.

If the FRS 10 Series at Zaxxon's dealership wasn't so well priced, it would be a BRZ for sure.

I hear ya.

Sack up, son.

she speaks the truth.

Wat?

That Zuckerberg GTI thing is lame. Who gives a fuck, quite honestly.

...now, back to your regularly unscheduled programming.

this^

Exactly. I would hope the guy drives something he loves, as I hope for anyone.

Done.

indeed.

Dat superior 21billion dollar interior.

Yo momma don't lift

whoa.
 

mk6medic

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Neek do you have Deng or Bynum on you FF basketball team? Cause they just switched teams lol

No.

I must remember to detune my car back to stock before I try to drive on the icy roads this morning. Hi OT. Wish me luck today.

Why? Modulate.




Getting colder somehow.

Mazda ad on bottom. You're doing it wrong.

holy multi-quote batman

Whoa. Storch returns.

BUTT SAYX?

How many different ways have you spelled this?

So. Did anyone else know that it is cold outside today?

I think we are in the low 40's. SO yes, I noticed.

:laugh:



Man you must of had some serious GTA6 going on last night.....pulled a Houdini act on OT.

He does that.

Is this OT I'm confused



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Sent from my iPhone while fapping.

I do not understand the question.

Thank you all.

No trip to drive the Furbie last night. Thought about it and talked to my dad on my way to the gym but realized that I should finish paying some things off before I go through the hassle of demodding then buying a new car. Gonna hold onto the GTI for a while

Oh jesus. Here we go.

So is everyone getting a Furburz now?

NO. More not than are.

Yup. They are the new Miata

NOPE. Cannot even compare the two. No droptop.

testicicles

Nice play on words.

I'm applying for a job at AWE tuning to at least get my resume in the door there.

Interesting. Better not buy a Furbie.

Nah, Gran Turismo, not Grand Theft Auto. :laugh:

Wanted to knock out some license tests.

Jelly. Mad jelly.

Job requirements: Must use GIAC software and AWE components. :laugh:

You're fucked.

This winter season has been hard on my emotions. Self esteem has gone down, the desire to have someone romantically in my life keeps going up, and my cat doesn't even like cuddling with me anymore. I sound annoying and pathetic and desperate but I just want someone in particular to like me but he already said he never will. Sad story is sad.



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Sent from my iPhone while fapping.

How long you been stuck on one guy?

Anal kegels you say? You sir are a fuck for not snapping this to me.

In4analkegelsnap

Well, the red sea is rising, so there will be no bottoming out for a little while. :laugh:

Sack up Zigga.

So T Mobile is sending me a brand new phone because I went in the store and basically told them my GS3 sucks. Totally free of charge and it's being overnighted to me. I thought that was pretty cool/surprising of them to do with basically no questions asked.

Interesting. Why GS3 sucks? You getting same phone?

lol......I told you I have a beautiful Picasso like snap I will be sending before I go on my cruise. Want to leave you with some fresh fap material while I am gone.

You keep saying this, but I have not seen anything.

when do you leave for your cruise?

You really do not pay attention.


Time will tell.

PAGING DR. GK, PAGING DR. GK.

My friend's fiance bought a 2011 A4 recently, and he wants to upgrade the stereo for her so that it can stream bluetooth audio to the stereo. It has bluetooth for phone calls, but since she doesn't have the nav package the head unit doesn't support bluetooth streaming. Do you know what it might take to fix this? It looks like maybe a headunit from MY2013 or later? Not sure if it would be a direct plug and play thing or not. Please advise.

How does a GTI come with BT streaming but not an A4 for MY2011?

DID SOMEONE SAY CHALLENGE?

SAY WHAT?

OT 14 is wayyyyy too OT rather than being OT.

Lets wrap this one up.

Huh?

My name is Bender. I'm gonna just say that things are things. Bam 14000 posts.

You need to jump on our train. 14k club bish.

OT 14 needs to be over. I feel weird in here, I missed so much of it and I'm not even close to being in the top ten....

Your own fault. We are always in the same place.

My name is Calvinball-Z. I am the slightly older, better-nosed clone of Zillon.

:laugh:

top 10:

RynoTX 851
mk6medic 700
Zillon 654
FlyByGti 393
Bender 335
balius 304
punchagoat 303
DUBPL8 202
GunKata 197
haleyann 194

He is trying so hard to get the 2k. Hilarious.

Ryno's going to hit 1000 posts 1 week after he started whoring himself out in OT. :clap:

It is amazing. He is ALWAYS here. I admire his dedication.

Man up. OT is not for the meek.

But it is for the NEEK.

I'm doing my best. I'm kind of in a haze being back at work so it's a struggle to get things done and post enough. Tomorrow will be better.

Wow. Pull your head out of your ass, it is not a hat!

I B perpetually on the bubble.

RECTIFY this.

Wat?

That Zuckerberg GTI thing is lame. Who gives a fuck, quite honestly.

...now, back to your regularly unscheduled programming.

Agreed. Who cares what celebrity drove what car.

Hell Calvin your only 20 posts behind Haley, and she wont be up for like 5 more hours so I think you can make it lol

She is already up. You also do not pay attention.

Just saw that I passed 4000 posts. Must have been last night. Cool.

Cool.

I wish someone would invent an app like snapchat where you could send farts complete with auditory and smell components.

I would not be liked then. But I like this idea.

you sir have a billion dollar idea on your hands.

He could retire.
 

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