Self defense items in the GTI?

[VolksBro]

And why would you have 10 weapons in the car when you can only use like one at a time? Do you plan on being in the backseat or trunk when danger strikes?

 

[TurtleJames]

Really? Nobody said it yet?

 

[nik]

My German Shepherd

 

[Hilfloskind]

This thread is disturbing.

 

[leiito1]

chuck norris in my passenger seat....

brass knuckles in center console...

 

[Hilfloskind]

OMG Chuck Norris, like really?!?!?

 

[joel0924]

Got my baseball gear in the trunk. Got 2 bats and baseballs in my baseball bag. Good for a fun time with the boys and to aim/batting practice at anyone who gets jumpy lol i kidd.

 

[stevenchkim]

My giant penis usually wards off predators

Pics or it didn't happen.

But seriously, 3 things:
1) Sarcastic eyeroll;
2) Withering stare;
3) The Bird. I don't like to go there, but some people...