Encountered a major ass-hat this evening. It goes like this:
I Pulled up to a red light on a two lane road, 2 cars in the left lane, none in the right, so naturally I go right. I see the right lane merges just after the light so as soon as the light turns green I go, semi-hastily. All the sudden I hear the car beside me rev like a madman and try to over take, So I gun it to get in front, throw on my blinker and merge,no big deal, didn't cut the guy off I was a good 6 cars in front of him.
All the sudden the car behind me starts flashing his lights and laying on his horn. Not like "toot toot" but a "hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonk" for 20+ seconds. I slow down to let the retard pass because obviously he has a superiority complex and HAS to be first but he just stays behind me, honking & flashing.
Up ahead the road turns back into a 2 lane road for ~1/4 mile and turns back into a single lane. So I go right, slow down to let the guy pass, the dude flys past me, gets in my lane and by this time the road is a single lane again. He slows to 50, then 40, then 30. At this point the road is a no passing zone so I give the guy a face full of GTI FTP Bright lights, but I came to my senses so I un-high beamed the guy and I backed off a good 5 car lenghts.
When he notices I'm not toying with him anymore he slows to 25, then 20, then 15. I just stayed 2+ seconds behind him until we come to a stop sign, where I was 98% sure this twat was going to get out of his car and get in my face, but he turns left and I go right, towards my house.
Seriously, fuck that guy, I hope he gets Ebola and dies a slow and painful death. I fucking hate mankind.
