CSB Thread: Mud Getting Desperate At End Of Threads Life

[brat_burner]

I still don't see any AB trims there...

 

[Corprin]

I still don't see any AB trims there...

We to plebeian for those owners.

 

[sterkrazzy]

If I had that many cars there'd be at least 20 of them I would have forgotten about completely.

 

[jimlloyd40]

Does it have 2 pedals? $30k and I'll be on a plane on Sunday.

At least 2 pedals.

 

[Acadia18]

Wait a second here....

Ok, here's my car list.

84 Mercury Capri 5.0l
73 VW Thing.
86 Merkur XR4TI
79 MG Midget
83 GTI
88 Wrangler
86 Subaru wagon
92 GTI
92 Passat
92 Corrado kept for 10 years, garbage truck killed it.
94 GTI
86 930
E30 325 can't remember exact year.
74 Alfa Romeo Montreal
01 A4 Avant
01 986 S
02 WRX
03 Silverado and 04 996 Z51 package
05 Outback
05 STI
65 MGB
07 F150
06 MX-5 GT sport package
08 MX-5 Touring sport package
08 STI
10 Outback
10 C300 4matic
11 IS350
15 MX-5 Club
16 Mazda 3 touring
17 GLC300 4 matic
18 GTI S
19 GTI Rabbit
20 Outback

That's a pretty lesbian list...

 

[toothofwar]

Here's my list 21 years in the making.


91 festiva manual (Greatest car ever, change my mind)
82 Scottsdale flatbed auto (frame rotted out)
62 1/2 beetle (wife's first car, fully restored, hard times called for drastic measures .....)
98 Cavalier auto (turd, wife's car, still hated it)
93 s10 manual (Deer killed it)
93 j30 auto (blown motor)
95 contour (blown motor)
98 sephia auto (freebie from mom when s10 died, worst car ever)
99 Ranger manual (Loved that truck)
02 focus auto
79 Cherokee Chief 2 door auto (was late brothers, will be buried in this jeep)*
08 Malibu Auto *
2015 gti Manual (back to the hatch life, wife had multiple back surgeries so fun pedal Had to go.)
2018 golf R (will be keeping this for a toy for years to come. )*

* still have

 

[uglybastard]

Realized I forgot a car and edited my list. Nothing of import.

 

[toothofwar]

Edited mine, missed a couple.

 

[GTIfan99]

That’s a lot of cars

At times, I owned 3 to 5 at a time. All 3 MX-5s were in my driveway at one point. Don't ask why, I can't explain it. I must have been feeling super gay or something.

 

[GTIfan99]

Wait a second here....





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That's a pretty lesbian list...

I've told my wife she has a free pass if she wants to go lesbian, as long as I get to watch. I should be careful what I say though, a buddy of mine and his wife did the 3 some thing and she ended up leaving him for the woman.

That's the most military story ever.

Actually no, a couple junior guys went to article 32 for getting into a fist fight at work. They got in fight because they agreed to pleasure each other's wives when the other one was deployed and switch off. Feeling got hurt, captain give them a slap on the wrist, ask what they've learned. One of them looks over and says " I learned I have a bigger dick". It took everything I had not to laugh and piss myself on the spot.

 

[GTIfan99]

Wait a second here....





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That's a pretty lesbian list...

I actually forgot the 03 Outback......

No wait, you somehow didn't get the 03 Outback or I edited. Fuck, I'm tired.

Have a good weekend everyone. It's in the 20's at night here this weekend, wife is really annoyed that the I've got two sets of 200tw tires hanging out in the spare bedroom. Can't leave them in the cold, ruins them, she's still not amused.

 

[Corprin]

I've told my wife she has a free pass if she wants to go lesbian, as long as I get to watch. I should be careful what I say though, a buddy of mine and his wife did the 3 some thing and she ended up leaving him for the woman.

That's the most military story ever.

Actually no, a couple junior guys went to article 32 for getting into a fist fight at work. They got in fight because they agreed to pleasure each other's wives when the other one was deployed and switch off. Feeling got hurt, captain give them a slap on the wrist, ask what they've learned. One of them looks over and says " I learned I have a bigger dick". It took everything I had not to laugh and piss myself on the spot.

Art 32… must have been a hell of a fight. Or, were they considering referring to court martial?

 

[GTIfan99]

Art 32… must have been a hell of a fight. Or, were they considering referring to court martial?

They were, the whole infidelity thing, people got a stick up their ass and one of the wives was being a nuisance.

 

[Corprin]

They were, the whole infidelity thing, people got a stick up their ass and one of the wives was being a nuisance.

Yeah figured the adultery thing was being brought into play to go straight to Art 32, unless there was other shit in play (sexual assault, drugs, etc.)

 

[Acadia18]

I actually forgot the 03 Outback......

No wait, you somehow didn't get the 03 Outback or I edited. Fuck, I'm tired.

Have a good weekend everyone. It's in the 20's at night here this weekend, wife is really annoyed that the I've got two sets of 200tw tires hanging out in the spare bedroom. Can't leave them in the cold, ruins them, she's still not amused.

Sounds like an excuse to heat the garage...